Silly mistake,Big jokes

Today when kh time,teacher gives us some thing to do as revision.Like asutual,we sure will talk.Well....ok, tats nothin bt......i tell a jokes tat make michelle n kylie laugh like hell....

Michelle likes animation very much.She wants to buy a animation cartoon which is... emm....a.....watever lah!I forgot already bt i think it is quite nice.She ask kylie to buy for her,but then this kylie pig forgot alry.She goes to time square just remember to buy her jacket n her jeans.

So.....michelle ask where can buy the cd.Kylie pig didn't answer michelle,so i answer lah....

actually i wanna to say sungai weng n low yat.Bt den,can u just believe wat i say......??!!!!i say low yat n Chow-kit Road!!! Can u just believe wat i say?!!!!I myself also can't believe!!!BT...i can sure one thing,i'm not say this in purpose wan....

After listening,michelle n kylie pig laugh like HELL....seriusly....i,myself also laugh like hell......

Haha^^....silly right??Myself also tak boleh tahan!Even until now i also keep on laughing.I'm very very the stupid.....HAI~_~.......PITTY ME....

Haha....CHOW-KIT ROAD......Haha.....

DRUGs..........

Jin tian wo cong mama na bian ting dao yi ge qin qi de shi qing.yi lu lai wo yi wei wo jia ting li mian mei you zhe xie shi,ke shi yuan lai shi you de...
Jin tian er yi po lai wo jia zuo ke,shuo shi lai zuo ke, shi ji shang shi zhao po po tan tian.Mei ban fa,shui jiao wo po po shi zhui da de.
Wo wu yi jian ting dao ta men de dui hua.Shi qing shi jiang de:
wo de er jiu jiu si xia you gen ren si yun DRUGs. er qie hai xi bai fen...xian zai ta zai jin cha ju li...qi shi ta ye bu shi di yi ci zuo zhe zhong shi de le.po po shuo zai wo men zhe yi dai xiao shi,shen zi hai wei chu sheng shi,ta yi jing shi zhe yang le.zhi shi na shi hou mei you xian zai de yan zhong.xian zai lian bao shi ye bu ke yi...
Wo xian zai cai ming bai wei shen me mei ci kan dao ta,ta dou shi bai fen zai de si yang zi.wo yi qian hai yi wei ta sheng chu shi zhe yang,yuan lai bu shi!!!HAI....zhe zhong ren zhen de bu yong ke lian ta...er qie ta ye mei you shen me zhi de bia ren qu tong qing de...
Bu guo wo jue de ta de lao po jiu ke lian le...ta men de jia jiang bu shi hen hao,liang ge er zi hao xiao,lao kong zai jing cha ju li,ta wei you yi ge ren cheng qi zhen ge jia...wei wei he kang kang you bu ting hua,jiu mu zhen de hen ke lian...zhen de nan wei tian xia mu qing xin...
Wo! zhen de hen tao yan bai fen zai,geng tao yan du pin!wo yi sheng zhi zhong( mu qian wei zhi )zui tao yan de jiu shi bai fen zai he du pin!!!
Du pin huo hai ren jian!!! Gai si de du pin!!!
I ! HATE ! DRUGs !!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAN!!!

ZEN YANG BAN?!!!!
WO YAO ZEN YANG BAN?!!!
ZHEN DE HEN FAN!!!!

Wo wei shen me yao jiang xin ruan?
wo mei ci dou bei xin ruan hai si...
wo bu ke yi zai zhe yang...
zai zhe yang zhi hui hai si zi ji...

ming ming dui ta yi jing mei you shen me gan jue liao,
dan shi wei shen me hai yao da ying ta yi qi?
wo zhen de bu ming bai...

shuo wan ta ??
you bu shi
shuo tong qing ta??
you bu shi

wo ying gai yao zen yang ban???
xiang gen ta jiang qing chu
you pa ying xiang ta kao si de xin qing,
ke shi bu jiang qing chu,
wo zi ji you xin bu an...
xin li mian you yi zhong bu shu fu de gan jue,
wo ying gai yao zen yang ban cai hao???
wo bu ke zai zhe yang xia qu,
wo ning yuan ta xian zai gen wo jiang ta xin li mian hai you bie de nu hai zi,
hao rang wo bu yong shang ta you ke yi an an xin xin de fen shou...

WO.....zhende bu dong zen yang ban....